Well, the other day I put my hair up, and was playing on my tablet, when suddenly I realized my hair was not up anymore. My ponytail holder was on my wrist, so apparently it had been quite deliberately done! I put it up again...and...you guessed it. Eventually I realized that MY HAIR WAS DOWN AGAIN!!! UGH!! Autopilot Me, I don't know what you're thinking, but STOP IT!!
Tied it again...no more problems after that.
I had an incident while I was driving of not having any clue what the way home looks like. It is the scariest thing. I knew where home was. I knew I was supposed to drive straight forward for quite a while. But I had NO idea what section of town was at the other end of the road, or which way to turn when I got there.
Which lane am I supposed to be in?!? ...Of course, it all came back once I saw it. But still, scary!
I can't depend on my brain to do math or to get other things right anymore, so I rely on my mom to keep me straight. But sometimes I'm argue with her because I still think I'm right.
Oh and one time I went to wash my hands and tried to use the toothpaste as soap.
I probably have funnier ones but my brain fog keeps me from remembering them.