@sue la-la posted the link to this on the OMEGA thread:
it deserves a read:
The CUTT Trial (Crawley's Unusual Treatment for Tuberculosis)
Tuberculosis is a devastating illness that affects millions of people worldwide. Little is known about this disease. Investigation of the psychological factors is an immediate priority.
Methods: we rang 80 people at random, and asked if they'd coughed at any time in the last few weeks. Those who answered 'yes', were randomly assigned to a treatment group or a control group. The control group were instructed to stay on the phone for five minutes, to listen to classical music. The treatment group were instructed to answer a series of 10 questions about reality TV stars, using their telephone keypad.
One week later, we contacted each of the participants, and asked if their coughing seemed to be less frequent, or less forceful, compared to the previous year. We disregarded answers that indicated more frequent or forceful coughing.
Analysis: We carefully analysed 100 random factors, including astrological sign, postcode, last four digits of their telephone number, the day & month they were born, and their tendency towards false coughing beliefs. We found a strong association (p<0.005) between water-type astrological signs, false coughing beliefs, and the initial frequency & severity of coughing - and that this same group showed a marked improvement in the frequency & severity of their coughing through CUTT therapy.
Limitations: (a) Because of the lack of paperclips in our office, we were unable to do pathology tests for the tuberculosis bacterium. (b) We were unable to contact most of the control group for follow-up, so the results for that group were estimated, based on the 5 people who responded (and coincidentally still had a cough).
Conclusions: Tuberculosis can be cured by pressing buttons on your telephone. People with excessive emotions (water-type astrological signs) are more likely to complain of tuberculosis, perpetuated by false coughing beliefs. Laboratory tests for tuberculosis should be avoided as they will perpetuate false coughing beliefs.
Coming Soon: Statistical proof that this therapy for tuberculosis is more cost effective than traditional TB drugs.
BBC Headline: Tuberculosis Miracle Cure