• Welcome to Phoenix Rising!

    Created in 2008, Phoenix Rising is the largest and oldest forum dedicated to furthering the understanding of, and finding treatments for, complex chronic illnesses such as chronic fatigue syndrome (ME/CFS), fibromyalgia, long COVID, postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome (POTS), mast cell activation syndrome (MCAS), and allied diseases.

    To become a member, simply click the Register button at the top right.

“Wine”

Years ago, I attended a holiday work party at a nice little Italian restaurant in town. There was good company, good food, and the wine was flowing. About halfway through dinner, and after glass after glass of wine, I decided it was time to use the bathroom. Like any good drunk person, I brought my glass of wine with me. Upon returning to the party moments later, I went to take a sip of the glass of wine I had been holding on to on my way back from the restroom. Except nothing came out. And suddenly everyone was laughing at me. When I looked down, I discovered that it was not, in fact, my glass of wine but rather a can of aerosol bathroom spray in my hand. What a jerk. Sheepishly, I scurried back to the bathroom with the aerosol spray in tow, where my precious glass of wine awaited me.

Comments

Uh, you truly were drunk....I won't argue with you on that one. I'm sure you had quite a hangover, especially if the aerosol was pine scented. Yours, Lenora.
 

Blog entry information

Author
Cloudyskies
Read time
1 min read
Views
366
Comments
1
Last update

More entries in User Blogs

More entries from Cloudyskies

Back