Well now, Lucas, welcome to the world! As your uncle Dr Yes (who's pic up there is just right!) said, it is a very strange place. But, right now, you know all of that; you know how perfect everything is and you know how bizarre this all is, and you even know why that is though all of us have forgotten.
You are very, very lucky to have our dear Fly as your Gran. It is very funny for us to think of her that way -- dispensing sweets and being anyone's Gran -- but she is a seasoned Gran and very much up to the challenge of advising you as you make your way through all the forgetting you will do as you begin this strange business of being a person here on earth.
She is a wise woman and she loves you very, very much. So, take your woes to her and your fears, too. She will always listen and she will never judge you. She is a wonder, your Gran, and you are a very, very lucky boy. There are few true graces we come into this world with and a marvelous Gran is one.
Congratulations John Lucas, you are a very lucky little boy!
Hurray!