Ha. This is great. I'm also going to experiment with this (chicken though) and this is pretty much how I imagine it going down. I'm actually very encouraged at the amount of data @Hip has been able to bring to the table. You are a ME/CFS rockstar. Even if this doesn't work it will be an excellent story one day and will show the world how damn desperate people like me are to find a treatment."What's Jaime doing?"
"Oh, the usual injection of a blood sample into her duck. She has to catch it first. It's hard with her ME."
"...should we go help her?"
"...give it a few minutes."