Hmmm I think my leprechaun lives in my head because my odd sense of humour follows me where ever I go, much to the bafflement of my friends. However I did have a CT scan of my head and they didn’t find anything. Hang on that didn’t come out right, they did find something, a large walnut shaped thing, no idea what that’s for, but there was no sign of a leprechaun, maybe it controls me by remote psychic powers, or maybe I’m your Leprechaun trying to confuse. He, he.
I’ve decided Vampires just aren’t reliable enough to trust with my bloodletting, how can you trust someone who sleeps in a coffin? They obviously have no idea about comfort, and capes are so out of fashion, Tut. I understand your concerns about inviting Vampires into the house, but I think if I set up in the part of the house with no carpet an automatic system which fires holly water every time the door is opened and then put up a sigh saying all vampires welcome, a constant stream of igniting vampires may help greatly reduce my winter power bills and when I get hungry, I’d always have a fire to roast some marsh mellows on.
I like the name the copper bopper, they’d defiantly have to be a bit more tolerant then Santa the last thing we need is another puritanical super hero ( Batman get over yourself)
Defiantly glad doctors don’t play Cricket, good luck paging Dr Vettori, isn’t cricket great, did you know it was only invented to confuse Americans, its are revenge for Phrases like do you want fries with that, reality TV, Bill Gates and that annoying habit they have of shouting all the time, we’re not deaf! (Oops sorry Americans it was the Leprechaun) Club a Golfer for a better world, brilliant slogan!!!! I think we should start immediately!!!
Glad you like the idea of faster cheaper air travel, maybe we could ask the UN to help get as all out of here to overt a major mental health crisis, hmmm might not be a strong enough reason, might have to try and convince them that all the sheep have gone feral and started eating people that should do it, and then we could all be relocated, preferably to a country that’s warmer and doesn’t have a prime minister with a silly name, I mean Jon Key, I’m reliably informed that a Jon Key is what Americans use to unlock the toilet door!
Yes I think they do still charge people for treason and that we’re completely guilty and should be deported immediately to Tahiti and forced to live in mansions with are every whim catered for, you of course are going to need servants that will help you unlock the doors! (Yes I did read your other post a while ago, just about fell of my chair laughing Brilliant!!!)
Your right I did forget about the Hobbits, personally I’ve never meet one, but I do know a Dwarf who waxes her feet, who I’m very suspicious of!
Best of luck with your appointment tomorrow!!! If the doctor misbehaves unleash the Leprechaun
I’ve decided Vampires just aren’t reliable enough to trust with my bloodletting, how can you trust someone who sleeps in a coffin? They obviously have no idea about comfort, and capes are so out of fashion, Tut. I understand your concerns about inviting Vampires into the house, but I think if I set up in the part of the house with no carpet an automatic system which fires holly water every time the door is opened and then put up a sigh saying all vampires welcome, a constant stream of igniting vampires may help greatly reduce my winter power bills and when I get hungry, I’d always have a fire to roast some marsh mellows on.
I like the name the copper bopper, they’d defiantly have to be a bit more tolerant then Santa the last thing we need is another puritanical super hero ( Batman get over yourself)
Defiantly glad doctors don’t play Cricket, good luck paging Dr Vettori, isn’t cricket great, did you know it was only invented to confuse Americans, its are revenge for Phrases like do you want fries with that, reality TV, Bill Gates and that annoying habit they have of shouting all the time, we’re not deaf! (Oops sorry Americans it was the Leprechaun) Club a Golfer for a better world, brilliant slogan!!!! I think we should start immediately!!!
Glad you like the idea of faster cheaper air travel, maybe we could ask the UN to help get as all out of here to overt a major mental health crisis, hmmm might not be a strong enough reason, might have to try and convince them that all the sheep have gone feral and started eating people that should do it, and then we could all be relocated, preferably to a country that’s warmer and doesn’t have a prime minister with a silly name, I mean Jon Key, I’m reliably informed that a Jon Key is what Americans use to unlock the toilet door!
Yes I think they do still charge people for treason and that we’re completely guilty and should be deported immediately to Tahiti and forced to live in mansions with are every whim catered for, you of course are going to need servants that will help you unlock the doors! (Yes I did read your other post a while ago, just about fell of my chair laughing Brilliant!!!)
Your right I did forget about the Hobbits, personally I’ve never meet one, but I do know a Dwarf who waxes her feet, who I’m very suspicious of!
Best of luck with your appointment tomorrow!!! If the doctor misbehaves unleash the Leprechaun