A note to my regular readers:
Just in case anyone has been misled into thinking I have been keeping my head down due to shock at the revelations in the latest issue of retrovirology I am posting now to disabuse them. My silence has been caused by urgent and unrelated personal demands on my limited time which have prevented me from even reading much detailed material. My quick impression is that a term familiar in another context applies: FUD. Harvey Alter had a more graceful way of expressing the situation last week.
It may perhaps be significant that these stunning discoveries were published during the one week of the year when the public is most likely to buy motorized tie racks, salad spinners and double watch winders, if not pet rocks. I would vote for this as a double watch winder, though there may be a pet rock at the bottom of the bag.