silky
a gentle soul here to learn
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Got inspired on the other thread
Ok so here's my crazy plan
Ok so here's my crazy plan
- Get the best travelers insurance there is!
- Book a flight to Swaziland, home to the best hospital in Africa: Gambro Healthcare
- Load up on IV saline, coq10, d-ribose, carnitine, and b12 shots
- Pop a trazie, hop on a 747 and then bon voyage Swaziland!
- Check into the Royal Swazi Spa, a four star resort in the lush and verdant Swazi Valley
- Rest up for several days!
- Meet a handsome Swazi man with a kind heart by the spa pool
- And then "oh dear I feel terribly ill... can you take me to Gambro hospital?"
- And then "yes Mr Doctor, I'm experiencing fever, headache, itching, mental confusion, personality or behavior changes, problems with coordination, skin rash, and/or swollen lymph nodes. Could this be trypanosomiasis? You know African sleeping sickness? I was bitten by a Tsetse fly back at the hotel"
- And then when they bring in the glowing gold bottle of beautiful Suramin I tell my new Swazi boyfriend to make sure they only give me a small dose because I'm very sensitive
- Enjoy the rapid switch off of my Dauer state as all my pyruvate dehydrogenase enzymes kick into full gear and I emerge from hibernation like a victorious c elegan!
- Luxuriate in the rush of blood back into my brainstem and hippocampus!
- Lavish as rapid vascular remodeling and white matter regrowth repairs my autonomic functioning!
- Marry my Swazi boyfriend, live in a floor at the Royal Swazi Spa, and mysteriously come down with African sleeping sickness once a month
- Write Robert Naviaux an email saying "thank you very much!"
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