SilverbladeTE
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Info pulled from pre-release info discovered by yours truly!
Well, disturbing new footage of some of the patients trying to leave this "centre of non-excellence" has been unearthed!
http://cli.ps/iQVF2
*cough*
Sorry, couldn't resist a gag "I'm a baaaaaaaaaaad boy, Abbott!"
and yeah I know should be in "Community", but looks funnier under "News", hehe!
my kind of reply to all the "talking therapy cures you!" bullcrap in media lately
UK'S LATEST TREATMENT CENTRE OF ME PATIENTS
(press briefing, confidential, Above Top Top Secret clearance until release date AD:2071)
This is the latest break through in ME treatment in the UK, a dedicated GET centre, where our experts will guide you malinger..., er, patients, through the long, hard, painful, excruciating road to recovery!
Er, was I drooling? Sorry about that, all the thoughts of..pain..suffering...mmmm!
Here we can see one of our first patients, after years of exhaustive GET therapy:
his bright, happy, eyes express it all, don't they?
What is this wonderful place that can help whingers...er, patients, so well?
H.M.P. Lubedyanker, set in the beautiful, rolling hills of Yorkshire.
Note the latest in security to keep you safe: The Laser Eye of Weasel!
Our kind, caring and highly skilled staff will ensure your stay is pleasant and restful!
Have a good nights sleep!
And here we see a video of our newest wonder treatment: a fish spa!
Our little minnows will nibble away all the pains and worries, leaving you exfoliated and happy!
[video=youtube;T-YGQP6-ftc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-YGQP6-ftc[/video]
Of course, it's the EXERCISE in Graded Exercise Therapy that's important!
Here's our most luxurious and important treatment, we call this: "Ceasar Goes Water skiing"
[video=youtube;WXh1tW16V-8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXh1tW16V-8&feature=related[/video]
Well, we hope you'll enjoy your stay and cure your ME in no time at all!
Well, disturbing new footage of some of the patients trying to leave this "centre of non-excellence" has been unearthed!
http://cli.ps/iQVF2
*cough*
Sorry, couldn't resist a gag "I'm a baaaaaaaaaaad boy, Abbott!"
and yeah I know should be in "Community", but looks funnier under "News", hehe!
my kind of reply to all the "talking therapy cures you!" bullcrap in media lately