Mrs Sowester's Magic Beans

[sarah darwins]

I was going to say bring it on. Let the Bean War begin.

But now I've seen Mrs S' franchising system, and just what incredible value she's offering, I'm not sure I can compete. I was going to charge much more.

 

[Invisible Woman]

I was going to say bring it on. Let the Bean War begin.

But now I've seen Mrs S' franchising system, and just what incredible value she's offering, I'm not sure I can compete. I was going to charge much more.

....but...wouldn't that mean your beans are BETTER?

 

[slysaint]

dominomancy

will that mean you become a dominomatrix?

 

[Mrs Sowester]

will that mean you become a dominomatrix?

Well since that photograph of me in my thigh length rubber waders in the Phoenix pub went online it seems I have cornered the niche fisherwomeninrubberwear specialist market.

 

[alex3619]

Nearly six thousand pounds! Hmmm, I can hire a detective to go snooping and find out her secret for less .... oh, what is that light? Oh, oh is this mic on? (tap, tap) Gotta go.

 

[TiredBill]

Well since that photograph of me in my thigh length rubber waders in the Phoenix pub went online it seems I have cornered the niche fisherwomeninrubberwear specialist market.

Leaking the photo had to be done

Bill

 

[Mrs Sowester]

Leaking the photo had to be done

Bill

Well, its given me a useful sideline to fall back on should the Magic Beans business flag a little.

 

[sarah darwins]

....but...wouldn't that mean your beans are BETTER?

hm. You have a point. She's got to be cutting costs somewhere.

 

[Woolie]

But now I've seen Mrs S' franchising system, and just what incredible value she's offering, I'm not sure I can compete. I was going to charge much more.

Yes, Mrs S is definitely not in it for the money. She just wants to help people and share her wisdom.

All those negative people and haters - whose only desire is to shut her down and see her fail - should step off.

 

[barbc56]

My finger hurts from hitting the like post for every post here, unless I inadvertently missed some.

@Mrs Sowester, will the beans cure me of this malady, my lady?

 

[Luther Blissett]

Well, I haven't conducted any trials into the efficacy of the Magic Beans in relation to the phases of the moon* but the full moon seems to have a very mystical sense of woo about it, the harvest moon in particular seems to have a very specific effect on PwME. So I'd place your order now, in time for the next big moon moment, pop a bean into the orifice of your choosing and maybe skip widdershins around a fairy ring or stone circle seven times. If you don't have a fairy ring or stone circle available just draw a circle on a piece of paper on the floor and use that.

*or any trials into the efficacy or safety of the Magic Beans at all

Done. They went a funny colour.

I thought I would have some trouble purchasing, but luckily Mrs Sowester only asked for parental authorization, and they were soon on the way. Her honesty in protecting me surely proves how much she cares for her customers.

 

[Hutan]

Just checking in to give you an update.

To be honest, I'm feeling a bit disillusioned with Mrs Sowester's magic beans.

The cure hasn't happened yet and neither has the kill, although at times the latter has felt close.

I haven't had any PEM lately, although that could be because I haven't ventured outside because I'm worried about scaring the neighbour's children with this rash. Even the dog is miserable because of the smell of my farting.

Do you think I should persevere with these beans?

 

[Luther Blissett]

Just checking in to give you an update.

To be honest, I'm feeling a bit disillusioned with Mrs Sowester's magic beans.


Do you think I should persevere with these beans?

Don't make that little pig cry @Hutan!

 

[TiredBill]

Well, its given me a useful sideline to fall back on should the Magic Beans business flag a little.

That seems like a cry for a re-posting of the photo for those who don't come down to the pub.

Bill (happy to shill )

 

[TiredBill]

Just checking in to give you an update.

To be honest, I'm feeling a bit disillusioned with Mrs Sowester's magic beans.

The cure hasn't happened yet and neither has the kill, although at times the latter has felt close.

I haven't had any PEM lately, although that could be because I haven't ventured outside because I'm worried about scaring the neighbour's children with this rash. Even the dog is miserable because of the smell of my farting.

Do you think I should persevere with these beans?

If you're not dead, I'd sue

Bill

 

[Woolie]

The cure hasn't happened yet and neither has the kill, although at times the latter has felt close.

Oh great! The sign that you feel worse is a definite sign that the treatment is working. That's the herxheimer reaction, as everyone here knows.

I haven't had any PEM lately, although that could be because I haven't ventured outside because I'm worried about scaring the neighbour's children with this rash. Even the dog is miserable because of the smell of my farting.

A dog that doesn't love the smell of farts? I think his energies need aligning.

 

[barbc56]

Jane and Lester Butts
666 Wrecktum Blvd.
Painsville Oregon 76969

This is an official complaint letter to the person who manufactures and sells @Mrs Sowester’s Magic Beans. My husband, Lester, tried your Magic Beans on May 10th 2017 and within 24 hours experienced an unexpected side effect that was not mentioned in the fine print on the bottle, which was dented by the way. We are convinced it was not a placebo effect.. Please see the picture below.

We have repeatedly attempted to contact you re: a financial settlement for the pain and suffering experienced by my husband as well as emotional distress due to his Bean Induced EDD.

If we do not hear from you in the next ten days we will contact out lawyers Don Swindle-Cheat and Emily Swindle-Cheat Attorneys at Law.

We have given you a one star review on your internet site as well as switched to @sarah darwins’s Magic Beans which have not given my husband or myself any side effects. Not only are they half the price of your beans we have never received a dented bottles!

Have a nice day!

Jane and Lester Butts.

 

[sarah darwins]

Sarah's Magic Beans - only $5,000 / bag

Guaranteed up to 99% recovery from ME/CFS!!*

SAY GOODBYE TO EMBARRASSING TROUSER STAINS!!!!

* (depending on the definition of 'recovery')​

 

[barbc56]

Jane and Lester Butts
666 Wrecktum Blvd.
Painsville Oregon 76969

This is an official complaint letter to the person who manufactures and sells @Mrs Sowester’s Magic Beans. My husband, Lester, tried your Magic Beans on May 10th 2017 and within 24 hours experienced an unexpected side effect that was not mentioned in the fine print on the bottle, which was dented by the way. We are convinced it was not a placebo effect.. Please see the picture below.

We have repeatedly attempted to contact you re: a financial settlement for the pain and suffering experienced by my husband as well as emotional distress due to his Bean Induced EDD.

If we do not hear from you in the next ten days we will contact out lawyers Don Swindle-Cheat and Emily Swindle-Cheat Attorneys at Law.

We have given you a one star review on your internet site as well as switched to @sarah darwins’s Magic Beans which have not given my husband or myself any side effects. Not only are they half the price of your beans we have never received a dented bottles!

Have a nice day!

Jane and Lester Butts.


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[arewenearlythereyet]

I think it's a disgrace posting up private communication on a site like this.

It says in very clear letters if you click through to the details section and scroll down 2 pages, that fart follow through will happen for at least 13 weeks after the boils and carbuncle phase subsides.

Visiting sites like this to blatently smear a perfectly legitimate product is simply not on. yes you get through a few pairs of trousers during the explosive diahorrea phase but I don't belive the clearly photoshopped picture enclosed.

Who would wear those light coloured slacks anyway, they clearly didn't buy the discounted rubber pants so kindly offered at a discounted rate by MRs Sowester incorporated?