Got inspired on the other thread Ok so here's my crazy plan Get the best travelers insurance there is! Book a flight to Swaziland, home to the best hospital in Africa: Gambro Healthcare Load up on IV saline, coq10, d-ribose, carnitine, and b12 shots Pop a trazie, hop on a 747 and then bon voyage Swaziland! Check into the Royal Swazi Spa, a four star resort in the lush and verdant Swazi Valley Rest up for several days! Meet a handsome Swazi man with a kind heart by the spa pool And then "oh dear I feel terribly ill... can you take me to Gambro hospital?" And then "yes Mr Doctor, I'm experiencing fever, headache, itching, mental confusion, personality or behavior changes, problems with coordination, skin rash, and/or swollen lymph nodes. Could this be trypanosomiasis? You know African sleeping sickness? I was bitten by a Tsetse fly back at the hotel" And then when they bring in the glowing gold bottle of beautiful Suramin I tell my new Swazi boyfriend to make sure they only give me a small dose because I'm very sensitive Enjoy the rapid switch off of my Dauer state as all my pyruvate dehydrogenase enzymes kick into full gear and I emerge from hibernation like a victorious c elegan! Luxuriate in the rush of blood back into my brainstem and hippocampus! Lavish as rapid vascular remodeling and white matter regrowth repairs my autonomic functioning! Marry my Swazi boyfriend, live in a floor at the Royal Swazi Spa, and mysteriously come down with African sleeping sickness once a month Write Robert Naviaux an email saying "thank you very much!"