I realized that due to an odd form of fuzzy brain fog and an unusual amount of pain, I didn't make the point of this clear. Or even marginally visible.
I was thinking that if you could find an herb, or a combination of herbs (the ones most commonly used for sleep and anxiety might be a good place to start, since they clear thru the same pathways that benzos do) or any substance, other than illegal ones, that tend to skew a benzo drug test towards positive, you could use that as an explanation for your results and skate away from any repercussions of a serious nature ....