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Lancer Editorial - Peter North & Trudie Chancre CFS Treatment Without A Clue

SilverbladeTE

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The Lancer, Early Stoneage Publication, 1 April 1012

THX 118
Chronic fatigue syndrome: treatment without a clue

Peter North a-, Trudie Chancre b+

When the weird bug we couldn't find with a fekkin' radio telescope was shown to be something we didn't have a clue about, possibly a cause of CFS, some people might have feared that a cure for ME was moving closer and would thus put a lot of us out of our cushy jobs
Yet many treatments are discovered by everyone BUT psychiatrists because we are cluelesss assholes who couldn't get a job anywhere else except in the FlimFlam Business

So, we had an online study to see if Cognitive Bullshit Therapy would work via the internet!
and it it did, wow!
Our patients were massively more happy and better folks, yes you can take that to the bank...our bank!

The fact that most of the time they ignored our boring web pages to surf porn had absolutely nothing to do with them feeling better, not at all!

And here we have our new, wonderful Graded Exercise Therapy on test!
It's sure to cure Chronic FedUpWithF*ckwit Syndrome!

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This post has been brought to you by the Letters S A R C A S M and S A T I R E
and the numbers 6 and 9
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markmc20001

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This post has been brought to you by the Letters S A R C A S M and S A T I R E
and the numbers 6 and 9
:D

wholly smokes! They had that coming! I think you would make a fine peer reviewer. :eek:

Better laughing about it then getting too upset!

That rat is getting some serious graded excercise therapy!
 

Merry

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Ha, ha. Very funny "Lancer Editorial" plus hamster-in-a-wheel video. This makes up for that math (oo, my poor brain) video you made me watch, Silverblade.
 

PhoenixDown

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fine peer reviewer,

Beer reviewer more like, I mean they must be drunk to agree with all that psychobabble over the last 10, 20, 30 years. I lost count.
 

SilverbladeTE

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*bows with a theatricl flourish* ;)

Hehe that hamster is awesome! :p

Hm, more like "Pier reviewer": I'd throw 'em off one! Muhahah! :p

(not a real death threat! JOKE! JOKE! I say! *casts the Mystic Runes and uses pile cream of AntiInflammedMod protection* lol)
 

Enid

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Are you referring to the well known Trudie Chalder - well known for talking away all illness - gee she must be what the wide world is looking for. - hey hey can she talk away mine . NO hasn't a clue.
 

SilverbladeTE

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Enid
my post is satire, so I've done a lot of...gags ;)

Trudie Chalder isn't of course, Trudie Chancre, ahem, yes, of course, not...*cough*
(go look up what "chancre" means, muhaha)
Peter White is not Peter North (Peter North is..em, famous in certian circles, naughty circles...)
etc

Hey I was brought up on Monty Python, Spike Milligan, Beny Hill etc, lol
and of course, in later years, Terry pratchett.
 

SilverbladeTE

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He's been a bad influence on me too :-D

Valentjin,

"DARK IN HERE, ISN'T IT?"
one of best lines in a novel, EVER!!! Buhaha! :p

Death's Speech in Hogfather is one of best things in the entire English language, much better than most boring philosphy etc ;)
truly awesome :)

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