Please can someone post something from 'How to attract women'? I'm actually enjoying hating this guy.
Well it's late and I'm bored so I had a look at the amazon link to the front cover and manners summary, and I'm not sure he really knows what he's talking about.
How to Attract the Woman You Want But Didn't Know How (An Insider's Guide).
What does "An Insider's Guide" mean precisely? Is he revealing the secrets of some kind of trade or profession that he's involved in?
Did you offer the lady a chair by slightly pulling the chair back for her? Even the lady at the next table will look over and be impressed.
First of all, when did "woman" suddenly turned into "lady", and secondly, how many "ladies" am I supposed to be trying to impress here? Should I be trying to impress every lady in sight in the hope that if my good manners don't work on the lady I'm with, I've got an impressed lady at the next table as a back-up?
Opening the door for a lady shows that you value her safety and comfort.
Safety? Is he implying that if I don't open the door for her she'll walk straight into it and hurt herself?
By adopting this protective stance ...
"Protective stance?" Has he met a woman since the 1980s?
Listen to what your date is saying in conversations.
She started off as "the woman", then became a "lady", now she's my "date". I hope she can keep up with all these roles being assigned to her. Anyway, good to know that after I have told her which side of the pavement to walk on (watching my language of course), opened doors, offered chairs, protected her, and poured milk or cream in her coffee (shouldn't I check how she likes it first?), she will finally to be permitted to speak. I wonder what she'll say?