-- Interestingly, I ran across an article earlier this week which apparently offers a viable alternative to colonscopies--dated Feb. 25, 2019: -- Hi @SOC 
Annual at-home stool test may be as effective as colonoscopy, study finds
The stool test is cheaper and less invasive, experts say.
Annual at-home stool test may be as effective as colonoscopy, study finds
The stool test is cheaper and less invasive, experts say.
BTW, your comments above are hilarious