Mrs Sowester
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Oh yes, that'll soon pass when the bleeding starts.same for the chronic diahorrea
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Oh yes, that'll soon pass when the bleeding starts.same for the chronic diahorrea
I am sure it could only be improved by adding vitamin Biscuit.I'm only interested if they contain vitamin B (biscuit)
Wait, I thought the fact the world is half tilted over is because most people are unbalanced? Which is it?there are so many happy wonderful people out there that if they aren't balanced then the planet will fall over. as it is it's hard work keeping the orbital tilt at 23 degrees
Hi friends,
just wanted to bring you news of my fantastic new guaranteed ME/CFS kill or cure treatment
Mrs Sowester's MAGIC BEANS.
They are 100% imaginary which means they are 100% natural and 100% organic!
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I've been working on the secret formula all day which makes them ultra special
Don't all rush at once please, they don't actually exist outside of my imagination,
but because I have the memory of imagining them they are 1000% more effective
than homeopathic remedies!
What's not to love?
*And remember folks, they don't actually exist so I'm not advertising anything.
So it's okay for me to use this line to sell my magic beans? Great.
Sarah's Magic Beans - only $5,000 / bag
Guaranteed up to 99% recovery from ME/CFS!!
(depending on the definition of 'recovery'*)
* This week I'm mostly using the "feel exactly like I did before I ate them only maybe a bit nauseous" definition
Is it me or does this gentleman remind anybody else of someone?Pastor Gas may have overdosed!!*.
* No offense intended tothereligiousfarters.
Edit.
I just reported my own post!
They produce the most powerful farts.I use only homeopathic beans.
.... my beans are substantially different from your beans ...
I suggest some alternating high low promotional activity that you contrive together to both cash in ...I won't report you both to trading standards...honestYeah, your beans are rubbish while mine are brilliant!
Tell you what, give me 10% of your first year profits and we'll call it quits
You want 10% of the profits from my 'rubbish' beans do you?! Well, we'll see about that! Harrumph.Yeah, your beans are rubbish while mine are brilliant!
Tell you what, give me 10% of your first year profits and we'll call it quits
Didn't some British guy narrowly escape death recently from eating cherry stones? Probably a made up story by some Pharma shill...I think you find it in apple pips too, so it really is lovely and natural.
Definitely, I'm working on my new method of diagnosing ME/CFS through the medium of resonant diagnostic crystals and dominomancy (which is like diagnosing with a tarot deck only better because it uses dominos which everyone knows are more scientific).If I'm cured on your beans, can I pay a lot to undergo training as a qualified magic beans counsellor? Then buy 2,000 bottles from you to resell on to my customers - as you say there is an enormous market out there. Its such a good investment.
Thank you Mrs SDefinitely, I'm working on my new method of diagnosing ME/CFS through the medium of resonant diagnostic crystals and dominomancy (which is like diagnosing with a tarot deck only better because it uses dominos which everyone knows are more scientific).
Once you've undergone your specialised 2 day internet training course in 'The Science of Diagnosing and Killing or Curing ME/CFS with Mrs Sowester's Magic Beans' you can become a Level 1 Mrs Sowester's Magic Bean Practitioner. This will licence you to kill or cure the under 14s, because, as we all know, ME/CFS is different in children.
You'll receive a top quality laminated certificate to hang on your wall, 3 diagnostic crystals, a packet of dominos and a starter box of 10 bottles of Magic Beans at a staggering 5% discounted rate!
You too can become a licensed Level 1 Mrs Sowester's Magic Beans Practitioner for the great, great price of £5999.99!*
*Offer does not include actual Magic Beans