Did you hear the news that homeopaths have recently developed a new homeopathic nutritional product to feed the starving during a famine?
Apparently, I understand homeopaths just begin with one nice juicy fillet steak, dilute it down in water until there is no longer any of the original steak left, and then distribute this water to the starving masses. The water has memory, so even just one drop of it retains all the nutritional value of the original steak. Scientists are green with envy, because homeopaths have single handedly solved all the world's food shortage problems with this brilliant homeopathic nutrition idea.
One homeopathic spokesman said: "This is just the beginning. Our homeopathic vaccines are the cure for all diseases, our homeopathic nutrition feeds the world's starving, but us homeopaths are not stopping there, we have big plans for the future. Next we want to develop homeopathic money. We think that homeopathic money will be just as effective as regular money, but will have none of its side effects — side effects such as uncontrollable greed, excessive materialism, spoilt children, and gunpoint grocery store robberies. We feel strongly that our homeopathic money will bring harmony to the world's financial systems, eliminate poverty once and for all, and allow the human race to live in peace for ever more."
