Skippa
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Hypometabolic syndrome.
Frequent topics on the forum:
"Should we use CFS or ME?"
"What name gives a better description of our symptoms?"
"Why don't people give sympathy if you tell them you've got CFS?"
"What do you tell people is wrong with you?"
Well, since the latest breakthrough study smash hit, we have our answer;
"I'm not well"
- "oh? What's wrong with you?"
"I've got Hypometabolic Syndrome"
- "nasty! What's that then?"
"Parts of my body switched off and won't turn on again"
- "poor you, sympathy empathy and more sympathy"
Or perhaps CHS - Chronic Hypometabolic Syndrome
Or PHS (lol) - Persistant Hypometabolic Syndrome
Frequent topics on the forum:
"Should we use CFS or ME?"
"What name gives a better description of our symptoms?"
"Why don't people give sympathy if you tell them you've got CFS?"
"What do you tell people is wrong with you?"
Well, since the latest breakthrough study smash hit, we have our answer;
"I'm not well"
- "oh? What's wrong with you?"
"I've got Hypometabolic Syndrome"
- "nasty! What's that then?"
"Parts of my body switched off and won't turn on again"
- "poor you, sympathy empathy and more sympathy"
Or perhaps CHS - Chronic Hypometabolic Syndrome
Or PHS (lol) - Persistant Hypometabolic Syndrome