THE 12 ‘ME DAYS’ OF Christmas

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This post is an amended version of something I posted last year.
This is a thank you to all who have supported me in my claim for PIP, and those who have become loyal readers of my BLOG. thechronicelephant.blogspot.co.uk The Blog was born as a result of the kind and thoughtful comments I received on PR- otherwise I would not have had the confidence.


THE 12 ‘ME DAYS’ OF Christmas
(NB: 'the DWP' in the following, refers to the Dept. of Works and Pensions, that decide on social security benefits for applicants in UK. ) View attachment 25443

On the first day of Christmas
ME gave to me:
…... a letter from the DWP !!


On the second day of Christmas
ME gave to me:
2 opoid meds AND…..a letter from the DWP !!


On the third day of Christmas
ME gave to me:
3 flare ups
2 opoid meds AND…..a letter from the DWP !!


On the fourth day of Christmas
ME gave to me: 4 sleepless nights
3 flare ups
2 opoid meds AND…..a letter from the DWP !!


On the fifth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me: 5 KILOS GAINED!!
4 sleepless nights
3 flare ups
2 opoid meds AND…..a letter from the DWP !!


On the sixth day of Christmas
ME gave to me:
6 POTS wipe-outs
5 KILOS GAINED!!
4 sleepless nights
3 flare ups
2 opoid meds AND….a letter from the DWP !!


On the seventh day of Christmas
ME gave to me:
7 symptoms flaring
6 POTS wipe-outs
5 KILOS GAINED!!
4 sleepless nights
3 flare ups
2 opoid meds
a letter from the DWP !!


On the eighth day of Christmas
ME gave to me:
8 days as a shut-in
7 symptoms flaring
6 POTS wipe-outs
5 KILOS GAINED!!
4 sleepless nights
3 flare ups
2 opoid meds AND….a letter from the DWP !!


On the ninth day of Christmas
ME gave to me:
9 things forgotton
8 days as a shut-in
7 symptoms flaring
6 POTS wipe-outs
5 KILOS GAINED!!
4 sleepless nights
3 flare ups
2 opoid meds AND….a letter from the DWP !!



On the tenth day of Christmas
ME gave to me:
10 minutes stretching ( then several days recovering)
9 things forgotton
8 days as a shut-in
7 symptoms flaring
6 POTS wipe-outs
5 KILOS GAINED!!
4 sleepless nights
3 flare ups
2 opoid meds
a letter from the DWP !!


On the eleventh day of Christmas
ME gave to me:
11 PR’s posting
10 minutes stretching ( then several days recovering)
9 things forgotton
8 days as a shut-in
7 symptoms flaring
6 POTS wipe-outs
5 KILOS GAINED!!
4 sleepless nights
3 flare ups
2 opoid meds
a letter from the DWP !!

On the twelfth day of Christmas
ME gave to me:
12 Days of depression
11 PR’s posting
10 minutes stretching ( then several days recovering)
9 things forgotton
8 days as a shut-in
7 symptoms flaring
6 POTS wipe-outs
5 KILOS GAINED!!
4 sleepless nights
3 flare ups
2 opoid meds….AND a letter from the DWP !!


HAPPY CHRISTMAS!!!

Comments

Bahaha.....I love this! Good job helly! That's our ME Christmas...a wonderful laugh. Happy Christmas to you!! Happy Christmas to all!
 

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