Could I please direct all over-heated members to the Joke of the Day thread.
(I suspect you are all feeling a little disgruntled, fed up with Chronic illness & pain, & need a good laugh)
I am starting a competition.
Whoever posts the funniest Joke of the Month of June, wins the $50 credit sitting in my PayPal account (they gave me $50 for completing a survey - mind you I don't remember doing anything much on a survey - I think I just answered a couple of questions on if I was happy with the first transaction of my new Paypal account).
But it's got to be a real belly-aching, roll-around-the-floor joke, NOT a vague-hint-of-a-smile joke.
Secondly, you have to tell me how to transfer that $50 to you (as I haven't used my PayPal account for so long, I've forgotten how to transfer money
).
You have until the 30th June to post it.
(I suppose you're all going to do a Google Search now on The Funniest Joke of all Time).
Warning: The Funniest Joke on Google may not make me laugh, Folks!
You have to tickle MY funnybone - no one else's.
(I get to be the Judge as it's my $50 you win). But having said that, I am open to bribery & corruption!
PS And you can't bribe me with virtual chocolate biscuits - I am on a diet (since I last ate a whole packet of chocolate mint slice biscuits in one sitting).
PPS If the winner doesn't have a PayPal account, I'm happy to order an overseas draft & post it AIRMAIL to you.
PPPS. And of course, if the Aussie dollar's value falls, you could do quite well out of this. If I order an overseas draft, I will have it drawn in the currency of your Country (assuming it's a common currency which is available for me to order).
(I suspect you are all feeling a little disgruntled, fed up with Chronic illness & pain, & need a good laugh)
I am starting a competition.
Whoever posts the funniest Joke of the Month of June, wins the $50 credit sitting in my PayPal account (they gave me $50 for completing a survey - mind you I don't remember doing anything much on a survey - I think I just answered a couple of questions on if I was happy with the first transaction of my new Paypal account).
But it's got to be a real belly-aching, roll-around-the-floor joke, NOT a vague-hint-of-a-smile joke.
Secondly, you have to tell me how to transfer that $50 to you (as I haven't used my PayPal account for so long, I've forgotten how to transfer money
).You have until the 30th June to post it.
(I suppose you're all going to do a Google Search now on The Funniest Joke of all Time).
Warning: The Funniest Joke on Google may not make me laugh, Folks!
You have to tickle MY funnybone - no one else's.
(I get to be the Judge as it's my $50 you win). But having said that, I am open to bribery & corruption!
PS And you can't bribe me with virtual chocolate biscuits - I am on a diet (since I last ate a whole packet of chocolate mint slice biscuits in one sitting).
PPS If the winner doesn't have a PayPal account, I'm happy to order an overseas draft & post it AIRMAIL to you.
PPPS. And of course, if the Aussie dollar's value falls, you could do quite well out of this. If I order an overseas draft, I will have it drawn in the currency of your Country (assuming it's a common currency which is available for me to order).
