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Mrs Sowester's Magic Beans

Discussion in 'Alternative Therapies' started by Mrs Sowester, Oct 9, 2017.

  1. Mrs Sowester

    Mrs Sowester BRING BACK KINA

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    Hi friends,
    just wanted to bring you news of my fantastic new guaranteed ME/CFS kill or cure treatment
    Mrs Sowester's MAGIC BEANS.
    They are 100% imaginary which means they are 100% natural and 100% organic!

    MAGIC BEANS.jpg


    I've been working on the secret formula all day which makes them ultra special
    Don't all rush at once please, they don't actually exist outside of my imagination,
    but because I have the memory of imagining them they are 1000% more effective
    than homeopathic remedies!
    What's not to love?

    *And remember folks, they don't actually exist so I'm not advertising anything.​
     
  2. JohnCB

    JohnCB Immoderate

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    Who has been playing in their new graphics app?
     
  3. Mrs Sowester

    Mrs Sowester BRING BACK KINA

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    I'm particularly proud of the use of comic sans @JohnCB
     
  4. AndyPR

    AndyPR RIP PR :'(

    Following!

    Can't wait to see all the big pharma shills casting their scorn on this. If @Mrs Sowester says it works then that's good enough for me, it's bound to work on everyone and there's definitely no need for a pointless series of double-blind randomized trials I say!!1!
     
  5. Wonko

    Wonko Senior Member

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    The other side.
    I'm only interested if they contain vitamin B (biscuit) and come with an internet marketing video made by some guy being paid $5 to pretend to be a doctor and say 200 words of your choice.

    Then I'll be a believer, and order, enough to fill an imaginary shed, to sell to all my imaginary friends.
     
  6. Snowdrop

    Snowdrop Rebel without a biscuit

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    I'm excited.

    I think I'm actually getting a placebo effect just from thinking about taking them.

    Do they come in chewable flavours?
     
  7. Mrs Sowester

    Mrs Sowester BRING BACK KINA

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    @Wonko I am crying with laughter. I'll see if I can convince Mr S that he really wants to be an internet marketing guy later, just for you.
     
  8. slysaint

    slysaint Senior Member

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    do they jump?
     
  9. Mrs Sowester

    Mrs Sowester BRING BACK KINA

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    Oh yes @Snowdrop just like a packet of sweets they come in cyanide, arsenic or bleach flavours, but you have to make sure you swallow them properly to ensure the full kill or cure effect.
     
  10. Mrs Sowester

    Mrs Sowester BRING BACK KINA

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    Now there's a thought @slysaint I'll mention that idea to product development, thank you.
     
  11. TiredBill

    TiredBill Senior Member

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    The favorite typeface of discriminating graphic designers everywhere :D

    Bill
     
  12. TiredBill

    TiredBill Senior Member

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    But are they gluten-free? :D

    Bill
     
  13. Mrs Sowester

    Mrs Sowester BRING BACK KINA

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    Oh yes Tired Bill, they are entirely substance free, isn't that just fantastic?!
     
  14. A.B.

    A.B. Senior Member

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    The evil guvernment doesn't want you to have these. Get em now.
     
  15. slysaint

    slysaint Senior Member

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    do you accept livestock (eg a cow) in lieu of payment........only I know someone called Jack who might be interested.
     
  16. arewenearlythereyet

    arewenearlythereyet CURRENTLY MODERATED FOR NOT BEING SERVILE

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    Thank goodness...at last a breakthrough after being hamstrung for so long...I would like to pay a bit extra for the premium option...either chewable like @Snowdrop suggests or enteric coated. I would also like to know whether you have a specially active form of the bleach variety...I know its a really complicated molecule that comes in lots of forms that perhaps the body cant absorb properly.

    My preference for flavour would be pine fresh or lemon
     
  17. JohnCB

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    Me too. I can feel them killing me already. At first I thought I was just exhausted after having a bath, but I realise now the pills were having an effect on me before I even saw the advert.
     
  18. arewenearlythereyet

    arewenearlythereyet CURRENTLY MODERATED FOR NOT BEING SERVILE

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    Thats just the detox reaction...it shows they are working
     
  19. JohnCB

    JohnCB Immoderate

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    I think it's a developmental phase everyone has to go through. How old did you saw you are?
     
  20. Mrs Sowester

    Mrs Sowester BRING BACK KINA

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    Are you sure? The arsenic flavour is proving exceptionally popular? And they're a lovely green colour which helps your body find its own natural healing pathways by harnessing the colour of 100% organic leaves through the medium of arsenic in a way that modern medicine has forgotten, but the ancient civilisations really understood.
    Seriously, doctors don't want you to now about these beans guys, doesn't that tell you something?
     

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