Large Donner
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Regarding the blanket concise statement that I often hear from the mainstream "experts" in the media that "the MMR or x or y or z is safe", I have been doing some research and can set everyones minds at ease with a government endorsed safe list.
I received no financial compensation for doing it i just did it for the good of mankind.
Safe things
cars - safe
ambulances - safe
trains - safe
aeroplanes – safe
Disclaimer: (the above four may have some mild side effects especially for politicians or public figures who tend to speak out too much)
guns and knives - safe
guns and roses – dangerous (please don't listen to them too loudly or play their records backwards)
50s Elvis – dangerous
60s Elvis - cool
70s Elvis eating enormous amounts of deep fried peanut butter sandwiches – very dangerous!!!
Deep fried peanut butter sandwiches – safe
Drone bombing - the jury is out but the current feeling is its keeping lates teens early twenty somethings gainfully employed cos they are really good at violent computer games and desensitized to all that stuff.
Drone bombers - safe
tanks - safe
radiation – safe, especially on the Pacific coast
mercury – safe, especially when you label it thimerosol
prozac – safe
being unmedicated by big pharma whilst experiencing the full range of human emotions and experiences – dangerous
self medicating with a wee dram to get some realism back into your consciousness – dangerous
The CDC - safe
CBT - safe
GET -safe
Tuskegee experiments – safe
recombinate viruses that where previously unknown for decades - safe (thats definitive even though we have no idea how many are out there because we have so much "junk dna")
people who talk about the discovery of recombinate viruses - safely tucked up in jail
a safe – safe
Monsanto – safe
GM food – safe
steroid and antibiotic reared animals for meat for human consumption - safe
Aspartame - safe
Monsanto - safe (yes I did say that twice)
people who complain of leaky gut symptoms – stupid idiots
growing your own veg in your own back yard – dangerous preppers
high carbohydrate based diet - safe
high fats diet - dangerous (we had some problems with the above two so we had to reclassify diabetes as safe)
diabetes - safe
Psychiatrists – safe
people who point out the logical fallacies present in psychiatry – dangerous and potential enemies of Insurance companies, the state, the DWP and IDS.
Mentally ill people – safe
Physically ill people who will not except mind and body dualism logical fallacy psychiatry as a diagnosis and are partly mentally ill according to the psychiatrist – dangerous, even though mentally ill people are safe
Psychosomatic medicine – safe
biomedicine - bloody conspiracy theorists!!
Gadaffi – safe, dangerous, safe and then finally dangerous
Saddam Hussein – See above
General Pinochet – see two above
Margaret Thatcher – safe, see one above
government propaganda – dangerous according to George Orwell then safe according to Colin Powell and Tony Blair then finally no safety or danger ranking due to its new legal status according to George Bush.
British beef – safe
Lyme tic bites - safe
banana skins – safe (and even if someone does slip on a banana skin its very very funny)
1970s BBC TV personalities – safe
Politicians, Celebrities and people within the BBC who where around in the 1970s and 80s – well lets be honest they are in a little bit of danger right now!!!
Western Country Leaders – safe, Eastern country leaders dangerous (yes folks its that simple)
accidents – safe
serious accidents – safe ( if you have any concerns consult your gp, although there is no current evidence to suggest serious accidents are dangerous)
Putting mercury in flu vaccines and giving them to pregnant women and immune compromised people – safe (this is due to the nature of government issued flu)
Doctors who administer mercury induced flu vaccines to pregnant women and immune compromised people and the people who manufacture them – S A F E R THAN ANYONE!!!!!!
MMR – safe
I received no financial compensation for doing it i just did it for the good of mankind.
Safe things
cars - safe
ambulances - safe
trains - safe
aeroplanes – safe
Disclaimer: (the above four may have some mild side effects especially for politicians or public figures who tend to speak out too much)
guns and knives - safe
guns and roses – dangerous (please don't listen to them too loudly or play their records backwards)
50s Elvis – dangerous
60s Elvis - cool
70s Elvis eating enormous amounts of deep fried peanut butter sandwiches – very dangerous!!!
Deep fried peanut butter sandwiches – safe
Drone bombing - the jury is out but the current feeling is its keeping lates teens early twenty somethings gainfully employed cos they are really good at violent computer games and desensitized to all that stuff.
Drone bombers - safe
tanks - safe
radiation – safe, especially on the Pacific coast
mercury – safe, especially when you label it thimerosol
prozac – safe
being unmedicated by big pharma whilst experiencing the full range of human emotions and experiences – dangerous
self medicating with a wee dram to get some realism back into your consciousness – dangerous
The CDC - safe
CBT - safe
GET -safe
Tuskegee experiments – safe
recombinate viruses that where previously unknown for decades - safe (thats definitive even though we have no idea how many are out there because we have so much "junk dna")
people who talk about the discovery of recombinate viruses - safely tucked up in jail
a safe – safe
Monsanto – safe
GM food – safe
steroid and antibiotic reared animals for meat for human consumption - safe
Aspartame - safe
Monsanto - safe (yes I did say that twice)
people who complain of leaky gut symptoms – stupid idiots
growing your own veg in your own back yard – dangerous preppers
high carbohydrate based diet - safe
high fats diet - dangerous (we had some problems with the above two so we had to reclassify diabetes as safe)
diabetes - safe
Psychiatrists – safe
people who point out the logical fallacies present in psychiatry – dangerous and potential enemies of Insurance companies, the state, the DWP and IDS.
Mentally ill people – safe
Physically ill people who will not except mind and body dualism logical fallacy psychiatry as a diagnosis and are partly mentally ill according to the psychiatrist – dangerous, even though mentally ill people are safe
Psychosomatic medicine – safe
biomedicine - bloody conspiracy theorists!!
Gadaffi – safe, dangerous, safe and then finally dangerous
Saddam Hussein – See above
General Pinochet – see two above
Margaret Thatcher – safe, see one above
government propaganda – dangerous according to George Orwell then safe according to Colin Powell and Tony Blair then finally no safety or danger ranking due to its new legal status according to George Bush.
British beef – safe
Lyme tic bites - safe
banana skins – safe (and even if someone does slip on a banana skin its very very funny)
1970s BBC TV personalities – safe
Politicians, Celebrities and people within the BBC who where around in the 1970s and 80s – well lets be honest they are in a little bit of danger right now!!!
Western Country Leaders – safe, Eastern country leaders dangerous (yes folks its that simple)
accidents – safe
serious accidents – safe ( if you have any concerns consult your gp, although there is no current evidence to suggest serious accidents are dangerous)
Putting mercury in flu vaccines and giving them to pregnant women and immune compromised people – safe (this is due to the nature of government issued flu)
Doctors who administer mercury induced flu vaccines to pregnant women and immune compromised people and the people who manufacture them – S A F E R THAN ANYONE!!!!!!
MMR – safe
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