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Mrs Sowester's Magic Beans

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Hi friends,
just wanted to bring you news of my fantastic new guaranteed ME/CFS kill or cure treatment
Mrs Sowester's MAGIC BEANS.
They are 100% imaginary which means they are 100% natural and 100% organic!

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I've been working on the secret formula all day which makes them ultra special
Don't all rush at once please, they don't actually exist outside of my imagination,
but because I have the memory of imagining them they are 1000% more effective
than homeopathic remedies!
What's not to love?

*And remember folks, they don't actually exist so I'm not advertising anything.​
 
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Thank goodness...at last a breakthrough after being hamstrung for so long...I would like to pay a bit extra for the premium option...either chewable like @Snowdrop suggests or enteric coated. I would also like to know whether you have a specially active form of the bleach variety...I know its a really complicated molecule that comes in lots of forms that perhaps the body cant absorb properly.

My preference for flavour would be pine fresh or lemon
 
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My preference for flavour would be pine fresh or lemon
Are you sure? The arsenic flavour is proving exceptionally popular? And they're a lovely green colour which helps your body find its own natural healing pathways by harnessing the colour of 100% organic leaves through the medium of arsenic in a way that modern medicine has forgotten, but the ancient civilisations really understood.
Seriously, doctors don't want you to now about these beans guys, doesn't that tell you something?