I went blind (worst from left eye) (I have Dysautonomia and my pupils went out of whack) I kept going like nothing was happening while I was having the freak out of my live!!!!
my favorite:
Well I came flying like a super hero from my office (totally horizontally flying w speed and all).
I landed on top of a coffee table, while the force of my fall took the cubicles walls and everything that was hanging in them down, monitors, books.... The other office personal behind the walls, got surprised and went runnign as if an erthquake happened. While they all realized that I had landed on coffee table and that was the impact from the fall. I was making an spectacle of myself by hugging a ash tray (YES an ash tray) because as I just kind of passed out the terrrible nausea hit and in my confused state I was convinced that if I hold to dear life to that ash tray, it would hold all that food coming up.
As I came back to be more concious (still could not hear and ,was seing mostly black) I see my office mate mouthing WTF, why would you jump like that and she was tryign to pull away my dear ash tray. I explain I was nauseas to leave me alone (while still holding to the ashtray as if a life line) and she says "no, are you nuts that won't cut it" and was trying to give me a trash can instead. I was very confused and not very reasonable at the time, and the WTF face of everybody else not helping.
At this point everybody trying really hard not to laugh at me, devided between the confusion and the absurdity of the situation, Yes I was still fightinng over the ash tray and people reasoning of why the trash can was a better idea.
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By the way, What really happened was that, as I stood up with a lot of energy from my chair and passed out mid air (by then not used to passing out that strong and fast) I hit the armless, well positioned, right at the door, office Chair w wheels as I was passing out, that is why I had so much momentum coming out, and all they saw was me flying really hard out the door LOL.