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The Lancer, Early Stoneage Publication, 1 April 1012
THX 118
Chronic fatigue syndrome: treatment without a clue
Peter North a-, Trudie Chancre b+
When the weird bug we couldn't find with a fekkin' radio telescope was shown to be something we didn't have a clue about, possibly a cause of CFS, some people might have feared that a cure for ME was moving closer and would thus put a lot of us out of our cushy jobs
Yet many treatments are discovered by everyone BUT psychiatrists because we are cluelesss assholes who couldn't get a job anywhere else except in the FlimFlam Business
So, we had an online study to see if Cognitive Bullshit Therapy would work via the internet!
and it it did, wow!
Our patients were massively more happy and better folks, yes you can take that to the bank...our bank!
The fact that most of the time they ignored our boring web pages to surf porn had absolutely nothing to do with them feeling better, not at all!
And here we have our new, wonderful Graded Exercise Therapy on test!
It's sure to cure Chronic FedUpWithF*ckwit Syndrome!
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