(An exercise in Satire - easier to read if you say it out loud.)
Cwonic fateeg patients are cwazy coz deyz don't have nuffin wrong with them, dey cannot show deyz are sick.
Dem chemikal nutters are cwazy coz deyz tink chemikals corz illness. Dey got no idea! Aint no chemikals awound most of dem, deyz just made it all up.
So psychiatwists must be madder coz dey beleve in hystewia and perversun, ahh, conversun dis order (why not dat order?) and others like funktional syndwomes.
So if psychiatwists are mad, den wez can't trust no damn psychiatwists. Deyz all cwazy.
If psychiatwists are cwazy, den docs must be cwazy too, coz deyz let em pwactice medicin. Not many are scweamin about it. So docs are mad as old hatters too.
If docs are all cwazy, den isn't medicin also cwazy? And so the scientwists who shooda been scweamin this was all wong must be cwazy too.
If psychiatwists and docs and scientwists are all cwazy, and the govment did nuffin about it, aint the govment cwazy too?
Since the media not weportin on any of dis stuff, dey must be cwazy as well.
Worst of allz, we votz for demz cwazy govment.
Wez allz cwazies.
Ders only one anser. Wez all in Wonderland, wight here, wight now.
Wight Here, Wight Now
Blog entry posted by alex3619, Aug 21, 2012.
About the Author
I am a long term ME patient with many complications. While I have pushed research advocacy since 1993, I became political around 2009. My current project is a book called "Embracing Uncertainty". Uncertainty in medical science seems anathema to too many doctors. "I do not know" is something more doctors should be honest about.