THE 12 ME DAYS OF Christmas

Blog entry posted by hellytheelephant, Dec 23, 2016.

THE 12 ME DAYS OF Christmas;)

On the first day of Christmas
ME gave to me:
…... a letter from the DWP !!


On the second day of Christmas
ME gave to me:
2 opoid meds AND…..a letter from the DWP !!


On the third day of Christmas
ME gave to me:
3 flare ups
2 opoid meds AND…..a letter from the DWP !!


On the fourth day of Christmas
ME gave to me: 4 sleepless nights
3 flare ups
2 opoid meds AND…..a letter from the DWP !!


On the fifth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me: 5 KILOS GAINED!!
4 sleepless nights
3 flare ups
2 opoid meds AND…..a letter from the DWP !!


On the sixth day of Christmas
ME gave to me:
6 POTS wipe-outs
5 KILOS GAINED!!
4 sleepless nights
3 flare ups
2 opoid meds AND….a letter from the DWP !!


On the seventh day of Christmas
ME gave to me:
7 symptoms flaring
6 POTS wipe-outs
5 KILOS GAINED!!
4 sleepless nights
3 flare ups
2 opoid meds
a letter from the DWP !!


On the eighth day of Christmas
ME gave to me:
8 days as a shut-in
7 symptoms flaring
6 POTS wipe-outs
5 KILOS GAINED!!
4 sleepless nights
3 flare ups
2 opoid meds AND….a letter from the DWP !!


On the ninth day of Christmas
ME gave to me:
9 things forgotton
8 days as a shut-in
7 symptoms flaring
6 POTS wipe-outs
5 KILOS GAINED!!
4 sleepless nights
3 flare ups
2 opoid meds AND….a letter from the DWP !!



On the tenth day of Christmas
ME gave to me:
10 minutes stretching ( then several days recovering)
9 things forgotton
8 days as a shut-in
7 symptoms flaring
6 POTS wipe-outs
5 KILOS GAINED!!
4 sleepless nights
3 flare ups
2 opoid meds
a letter from the DWP !!


On the eleventh day of Christmas
ME gave to me:
11 PR’s posting
10 minutes stretching ( then several days recovering)
9 things forgotton
8 days as a shut-in
7 symptoms flaring
6 POTS wipe-outs
5 KILOS GAINED!!
4 sleepless nights
3 flare ups
2 opoid meds
a letter from the DWP !!

On the twelfth day of Christmas
ME gave to me:
12 Days of depression
11 PR’s posting
10 minutes stretching ( then several days recovering)
9 things forgotton
8 days as a shut-in
7 symptoms flaring
6 POTS wipe-outs
5 KILOS GAINED!!
4 sleepless nights
3 flare ups
2 opoid meds….AND a letter from the DWP !!

HAPPY CHRISTMAS!!!!:hug:
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  1. ahmo
    XOXO Thank you for sharing. :)
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  2. Mary
    You made me laugh too - very well done - thanks!
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  3. hellytheelephant
    Can't remember....;-)
  4. TiredSam
    How many things forgotten?
  5. hellytheelephant
    4 non Uk residents 'DWP' is our Dept of Work and Pensions who deal with claims for social security benefits.
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  6. hellytheelephant
    Thanks Quilip- we need as many laughs as possible I think. Merry Christmas to you too!
  7. Quilp
    Thanks, that made me laugh out loud. I'm going to print it out and leave a copy in the doctor's surgery; a copy in a letter to the DWP. a copy to Kings College London - in fact they'll be receiving a few of those, as will Crawley. She doesn't have to thank me, I know she's busy.
    Who else ? Friends, real or otherwise, the tax man; the student loans company; my solicitor, and most of all, one copy to be pinned to my headstone.

    Cheerful lot aren't we :)

    Merry Christmas
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